Advice on dating younger men
We want to bail the morning after a one-night stand. I'm foul when I'm hung over, so I am sure others are too. Do everything you can to get home and fester in your own bed. Give each other a hug, wish each other well, don't say anything about calling, and don't believe him when he mutters that he will call you. There is no reason women wouldn't understand or know sports like guys do if they were as obsessed. That "up against the wall" variation is tougher than it sounds.
I just think guys across the board are more sports-obsessed than women are. The entire shower apparatus is so slippery, and then you have soap all over the place. Plus, I do my best to keep my bathroom clean, but I don't think I'd ever want to have sex anywhere near something called "mildew." think you're crazy sometimes, but only because it makes things easier for us.
In fact, we've most likely made it to this point in spite of my mouth.
This may explain why we are so clueless at what we are doing in bed, but we act like we know. Some people turn into a completely different person when they are drunk.
Let the other person learn about you while you're sober, before you get wasted with them. I've always been the type of guy who appreciates a natural look as it is, and when a girl does her makeup well, the results can be magical.
We hate when you try too hard to be one of the guys. My solution is to try to get a place by the beach and do it out on the porch where you can see and hear the waves: Sex at the beach, but not on the beach. Sometimes, I just act like they have no chance, even though I might like them.
It's pretty lame that my buddies and I invent words and languages and then giggle over them like schoolchildren. I openly flirt with other girls in front of them, and talk about how hot other girls are in front of them.